Well Hiya!

Woot! I sure do like puddin! I'm gonna cook me a whole vat of it! A whole vat of puddin' mixed with bacon! Master tells me pork comes from piggys, as well as bacon, so piggys aren't really my friends, but Massa's just jealous. BYYYYEE!

WOOOOT!

GUESS WHOOOO!!!! It's MEEEE!!!! My master's been making us clean the house. He claims to be searching for some cameras my friend Dib made me put in the house but I don't remember doing that, so I don't think he's telling the truth.

GUESS WHAT???? A Patina store in Minnesota burned down. The ORIGINAL Patina store. Kinda a wierd tidbit for a robot to remember. WEEE!!!

Gotsta go!

GIR

DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES???? I DOOOO!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDU0CTDMk2g

YO

O.M.G. I'M GONNA B ON TV WITH THE SCARY MONKEY!!! YAAAAAY!! My master says you must alllllll obey! OBEY!!! hehe master has that written on his skool locker. I must leave now. BYYYYYE!!!!! IMA MAKE ME SOME WAFFLES!!!!

Hiya! (double take)

HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANNA PIG! HEHE i WANT A PIGGGGGYYYYY

MASTER WOULDN'T LET ME ON. SO, I WENT TO IRRITATE THE DIB-BUDDY. (WE'RE FFFFRRRRIIIEEEEENNNDDDSSS) EXCEPT HE GOT ALL ANGRY, AND SET THE WILD BEAST WITH PURPLE HAIR ON ME! SHE'S SCARY!

SCARY MONKEY SHOW IS ON SOON! YAAAY I'M BORED! PIGGY RULE! I WANT BACON! I'M GONNA GO MAKE WAFFLES.

OH MY GAWD! moose! hehe. Bye byes!

Hiya!

PIGGGY! HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!! NACHOS!!!!!! THIS HAS NO POINT!! HAHA! POINT, PINT! YAY! POINT, PINT, PINS, PINK! MASTER SAYS I MUST GET TO A POINT. MASTER IS A STRANGE PERSON INDEED. THIS IS MY BLOG, I AM FREE TO DO WHAT I WANT. BYE BYES! I'M BORED, AND SCARY MONKEY SHOW IS ON! MASTER HAS TO GO TO SKOOL! YAAY! I'M FREEEE!